Joke of the Day

Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"
Car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"
Sath wali seat par baithi uski Biwi boli- "inki bat ka yakin mat karo. ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolte hain."
Pichli Seat se uske bache bole- "Hume pata tha ki chori ki car me hum zyada dur nhi ja payenge."
Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi- "Bhai apun ne border par kar liya kya?.........